This site has quite a few articles and references to The Illuminati, so it makes sense that many Google searches for information related to them point right here to ZestyThings.com. What I find interesting is that every couple days I’ll get a new registrant on the website who tries to submit a comment on an article claiming to be a member of the Illuminati trying to get people to join (for a ‘fee’ probably) and they promise to make you famous and give you vast sums of money, fame, & power. Clearly many of the Illuminati scammers are not native English speakers and we’ve kept them exactly as they are – spelling errors and all!
Disclaimer: This site is 100% absolutely NOT RESPONSIBLE if you contact any of these scammers and get scammed. We’re only reposting their information because it’s funny and it would be a shame if someone pranked them…
“Attention You All”
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