This site has quite a few articles and references to The Illuminati, so it makes sense that many Google searches for information related to them point right here to ZestyThings.com. What I find interesting is that every couple days I’ll get a new registrant on the website who tries to submit a comment on an article claiming to be a member of the Illuminati trying to get people to join (for a ‘fee’ probably) and they promise to make you famous and give you vast sums of money, fame, & power. Clearly many of the Illuminati scammers are not native English speakers and we’ve kept them exactly as they are – spelling errors and all!
Disclaimer: This site is 100% absolutely NOT RESPONSIBLE if you contact any of these scammers and get scammed. We’re only reposting their information because it’s funny and it would be a shame if someone pranked them…
Greetings From the Great Grand Master…
GREETINGS FROM THE GREAT GRAND MASTER! IN REGARDS OF YOU BECOMING A MEMBER OF THE GREAT ILLUMINATI, WE WELCOME YOU. Be part of something profitable and special. WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF THE ILLUMINATI). Are you a POLITICIAN, ENGINEER, DOCTOR, ENTERTAINER, MODEL, GRADUATE/ STUDENT, OR YOU HAVE IT IN MIND TO EXPAND YOUR BUSINESS To BECOME GREAT MINDS.
The great illuminati Organization makes you rich and famous in the world, it will pull you out from the grass root and take you to a greater height were you have long aspired to be and together we shall rule the world with the great and mighty power of the Illuminati, long life and prosperity here on earth with eternal life and jubilation. if you are INTERESTED!!.CONTACT US TODAY FOR YOUR MEMBERSHIP REGISTRATION VIA email@example.com or whatsapp +2348119020900
-Chabros Joanna Magdalena
This Exact Same Message Has Been Submitted Half a Dozen Times by Illuminati Scammers…
We are delighted that your life’s journey has led you to discover our organization. Maybe you have met one of our members in the flesh. Or perhaps not; we value anonymity. We see and know all just as a shepherd sees and knows all of the flock, our eyes peering over the masses to identify any threat. We are the bringers of new dawns, the guardians of the human species. We are the pyramid, the eye, the eternal. We are the Illuminati.
The Illuminati is a collective of prominent figures throughout the world who have united to lead and stay at the very top of the world order. The Illuminati is open to all men from all works and classes of life. For centuries, our organization has separated individuals of outstanding political, financial, or cultural influence from the ordinary world. We’ve also elevated ordinary men into men of influence, wealth and fame. We have just one cause and that is the elevation of the human specie. Perhaps you have already proven yourself in these fields. For that, the Illuminati officially congratulates you. Your dedication gives hope to us for the future of humanity. Our members are presented a life of limitless wealth and opportunity. The requirements for becoming a member are unimposing. Our requests are simple and therefore may be hard to comprehend. You must understand this before applying. If you would like to continue your application or you’re interested in joining the Illuminati contact us via e-mail at firstname.lastname@example.org
Another Repeat Offender
Welcome to , the club of the rich and Famous; The illuminati, this is the world oldest and largest fraternity made up of 3 Millions Members.We are one Family under one father who is the Supreme Being. In we believe that we were born in paradise and no member should struggle in this world. Hence all our new members are given Money Rewards once they join in order to upgrade their lifestyle.; interested members should contact us via email.(email@example.com) or phone number (+1-315 235 3576).