Tue. Dec 11th, 2018

Illuminati Scammers – A Collection of Spam Part 2

Novus Ordo Seclorum

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Welcome to Part 2 of our Illuminati Scammers series! You can read Part I here.

This site has quite a few articles and references to The Illuminati, so it makes sense that many Google searches for information related to them point right here to ZestyThings.com. What I find interesting is that every couple days I’ll get a new registrant on the website who tries to submit a comment on an article claiming to be a member of the Illuminati trying to get people to join (for a ‘fee’ probably) and they promise to make you famous and give you vast sums of money, fame, & power. Clearly many of the Illuminati scammers are not native English speakers and we’ve kept them exactly as they are – spelling errors and all!

Disclaimer: This site is 100% absolutely NOT RESPONSIBLE if you contact any of these scammers and get scammed. We’re only reposting their information because it’s funny and it would be a shame if someone pranked them…

This Same Comment Got Dropped into the Site in 3 Different Places Simultaneously

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Same Author, New Pitch

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Smith,A fully Agent of this fatality,i have been giving the
privilege to initiate and to register you has a full
brotherhood,you that are reading this post you are been
chose by the grand master. HEAD OFFICE CONTACT:
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eternal control of wealth.famous,powerful and protection.
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archives,that is why this united kingdom contact are put
here has a prove has a member +447031977835,if you don’t
see this number that start with +44 on this comment that
mean fraudster has copy from us the real illuminati,don’t
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that will be lie,call +447031977835,don’t pay any money for
registration form or membership card,if you do that mean
you are fraud by scammer,you are wear not too do so,
INFORMATION:for you to join reach us on this information
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you are speaking with white smith. CONTACT DETAILS:E
mail:lordmoneyilluminatibrotherhood@gmail.com Head
office In UK contact: +447031977835 Agent smith contact:
+2349033255083 Don’t folly into wrong agent,conform first
before proceed at +447031977835……………
-Emmanuel Rich

Someone Could Benefit from Spell Check

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opportunity to visit the Illuminati
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